so i’m now planning to double major in english and philosophy and double minor in art history and religious studies.
so i’m now planning to double major in english and philosophy and double minor in art history and religious studies.
astronomy exam, seminar paper, and art history exam… and i’ll finally be done.

Chance: You pushed me this far, now I’m pushing you the rest of the way
(Source: disneyyandmore)
Asked by untrustme-
omg girl ditto to all of that, i miss you so much. sending love your way! good luck on finals, lady!!! <333
this one woman i work with is not feeling very good at all and wants me to cover for her shift today, from 2:30 - 4:30.
i requested this week off because of finals, and i got it off, which was really nice — and i know she just wants me to work two hours, but… i just can’t. finals are hell.
so i texted her really nicely saying how sorry i was but i couldn’t do it, finals week is just overwhelming and i really need all the time i can get to study and prepare and whatnot, but i’m so sorry and i hope she feels better, &c &c &c.
and she just texts me back like, “i can drive you there and back if that helps… it’s just two hours.”
…
and i’m just like,
LADY
you are in your 40s
you’ve been through this shit already
you should not be guilting a college student into working during finals week
i don’t care if it’s just two hours
that’s two hours i can spend reviewing because god knows i need to
lady
lady let me tell you a story
i just submitted a 5 page paper that i started writing this morning at 6am
that was due today at 12pm
at 11:58am
do you know my life
DO YOU KNOW MY CHOICES
i make TERRIBLE DECISIONS when i study
aka i need all the time i can scrape up because jesus christ i don’t know how to spend my time
i sit down to study and end up watching love actually for the 30th fucking time this week
and then later realize i need to get my shit together so i don’t cry at my F
but don’t you understand that that time i waste when i could be studying
that time will be wasted no matter what
so if i get back from work two hours later
i’m still gonna waste the same amount of time
don’t you see
that’s just two less hours i have to do all the shit i have to do
so lady
PLEASE DON’T GUILT ME
i just want to get As in my classes
is that so much to ask for
(and tbh i think it’s worse spending two hours at work when you know you’re fucking yourself over for finals than spending two hours at work suffering through because you’re sick
if you work, you look after kids and don’t feel good
if i work, I FAIL COLLEGE
TELL ME YOU SEE
TELL ME)
7 hours of sleep a night and normal eating habits ⇨ 2 hours of sleep and a steady diet of coffee and black & milds
where’s the christmas card that says “i wanna bang you, and then we can make hot cocoa and watch love actually”
might be going to a fancy christmas party tonight, where there’ll be mistletoe and bailey’s.
i’m so down.
so the dudes across the hall and me just had this intense discussion about religion, illnesses, and the sexualization of our generation.
i’ve never felt so stereotypically college-y in my life.
and i loved it.